The Late Polish Plumber

The wind has driven me insane
Let's stay inside again
All of the demons went out of the box
Beware when you change the locks

The Polish plumber came he raped your wife and killed your kids
He found your lover in the sink and gave her orchids

He asked your colleagues whether you were such a good worker
They said they didn't like your way so they would find another

And rain will fall for two weeks
All over the land
Very few will understand
Many will call you freaks

He sends pictures of him to his parents thinking they'll be proud
He dresses in a way to always be seen inside a crowd

Oh, what a wasted day spent with the dullest guys on Earth
They had never renewed their wardrobes since their birth

He likes his girlfriends to be pretty
He feels equal to them
He likes his boyfriends to be ugly
He feels superior to them

He likes his girlfriends to be ugly
He feels superior to them
He likes his boyfriends to be pretty
He feels equal to them